I won't read my emails...really?

It’s Friday. D-Day minus a couple of hours before you officially leave for vacation. You are preparing your vacation auto-response, which probably looks like the following:

Hi, I will be in vacation from xxx to yyy 2012. During that period, I won’t read my emails. I will answer you back as soon as I return to the office

I have 2 questions for you:

1. Are you really able not to keep an eye on your emails during your vacation?

2. What is the most cleverest vacation auto-reply email you have seen?